bunty jokes

Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Bunty: What?
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!

Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!

Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?
Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.
Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.
Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!